Speaking Of Our New Chocolate Lab...

...my wife and I checked out the latest episode of "The L Word" last night...couldn't sleep after...and thanks to biological interference (ahem) couldn't do anything else... so we started flipping through the myriad channels of fluff they call television programs... and came upon Eukanuba's Kennel Club Awards or some shit... aside from being a legitimate place to hear the word "BITCH" 700 hundred times (although I don't know what the announcer meant when he said "bitch ass"...as I'm pretty sure he wasn't referring to the hind quarters on any of said canines...but I digress....)

I don't get these people who name their dogs things like "Captain Jones' Heroin Addiction In Prague" aka "Shorty"; or "Green Christmas Bells On Tuesday Weld" aka "Scraps"; or "Plastic Gizmos Found In The Clearance Bin At Marshall Fields'" aka "Schwanz".... I mean, come on, stick with one name, people. Sheesh. No wonder animals are so neurotic.

Meanwhile... back to work.

Signed,
Citrus Cologne In Greater Than 12oz Bottles Makes Me Sick In The Sunshine